now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
barbara walters just said penis...
this boner is exhausting
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not