I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.