Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
