why didn't you poke me back
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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