I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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