Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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