Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm