Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she told me i tasted like america
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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