yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you traded sex for a burrito?
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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