i can't believe i had my finger in that
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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