I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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