I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
not ubering you a puppy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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