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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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