The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.