Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.