He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
