should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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