Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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