I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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