How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
they need to just BURY HIM!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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