I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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