i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I vomited out my contact lenses last night
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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