Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ugly people sure do ruin things
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
These Attractive Criminals Got Modeling Contracts After Getting Arrested
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow