listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"