At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.