so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.