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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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