Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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