literally had 100 drinks last night.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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