Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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