She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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