I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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