Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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