call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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