TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
handjob tips. give me some.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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