I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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