i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize