I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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