your room smells of hookers.
And success
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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