But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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