I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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