its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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