Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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