and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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