stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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