That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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