So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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