I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
