He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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