I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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