Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
