Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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