what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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