dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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